Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
That’s just an expensive cat heater
york, north and wash as ghost hunters, and they travel the country hunting ghosts for their tv show with the rest of the freelancers doing tech stuff
one place that often calls them up for help is an apartment building down the road from their headquarters, where the tenants swear theres something evil in their building
tucker, who lives on the second floor, seems to get it the worst, things are always being thrown around and junior’s blocks sometimes spell out insults at him. he tries to ignore it but it gets a bit difficult at times
his neighbors from across the hall, grif and simmons, also report shit being thrown around and weird noises, as does the old coot next door, sarge
after an attempt at contacting the spirits during an episode of the freelancer’s show, they find out that the spirits haunting them are tex and church, the couple that lived downstairs until they had an accident
they don’t particularly feel like moving on and are more content with just inconveniencing the boys instead
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
I knew there was a reason I got out of bed this morning
Yes I did reblog this 6 times. Your lucky if this isn’t on your dash everyday.
black widow #003; "prisons need my permission to hold me, amigo."
THIS WAS THE BEST LINE
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.