guy fakes his way into beacon, takes immediate unprompted interest in weiss, refuses to stop pursuing her after multiple rejections, ignores the girl who actually has a thing for him, and you expect me to believe he’s not a gold digger?
lol jk i’m just hesitant to trust any character that wears orange and black and is voiced by miles.
Cr1tikal: *look at death itself in the face*
Cr1tikal: *monotone sarcastic voice voice* oh no..
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
every time i watch cr1tikal’s five nights at freddy’s playthrough i like to imagine he’s the one guy who took the job and survived and after when people are like ‘hey you worked there what was it like’ he just sorta shrugs and is like ‘the pay was shit but you don’t have to do much’ and that’s why people keep taking the job
listen chris evans’ marvel contract is up after avengers 3 and rdj said he isnt going to play iron man after that movie wraps
im not saying itd be the best opportunity to bring in the young avengers as a film series with occasional older avengers cameos and bucky as their adult chaperone but i also kinda am
I kind of wish America Chavez’s name was actually America Alvarez so she, Kamala Khan, Miles Morales, and Robbie Reyes can be on a “Young Alliterative Brown Heroes” squad together
Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D
i really want to draw a comic of tucker saying “100 squats? please tell me you’re fucking joking." and wash is like "tucker, i’m asexual." "what?" "i don’t fuck around.” and then tucker just goes BOOOO for like an hour
person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view
me : im a right handed mediocre artist
Mickey Mouse gently lays his hand on your thigh, staring into your eyes, passionately.
snoop dog blushes and turned away from his mouse lover. “yo, dawg. i think i’m ready to get intimizzle, mickizzle.”
scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub
if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground
George Bush doing the ice bucket challenge thing is really unsettling to me because it’s all over my dashboard right now and I truly don’t understand why people on this website now seem to think of him as America’s goofy uncle that does bad paintings you do remember who he is right?